Tofu

a non-existent god/nymph that frolics merrily alongside his imaginary companion Kiwii.

OMG, did you just see that tofu???

by Kiwii Imaginary April 5, 2011

Oikawa Toruu

He attac,
He protecc,
But most importantly he is flat.

He is a door, but he simps for Iwaizumi Aka Iwa-chan. He is also a captain of the Seijoh volleyball team! And Ushijima keeps wanting him to go to Shiratorizawa. Let me show an example of how to use the word Flattykawa or dooru

Person1: hey do you know Oikawa Toruu?
Person2: oh you mean flattykawa? Haha
Person1: ...yes
Person3: he should’ve came to Shiratorizawa

by That one Tsukki stan November 15, 2020

tofuck

An insulting word for tofu.

This tofuck is shit!

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Tofuuzled

The state of being fooled into eating something one thought was meat, but was tofu.

“Ewww! I thought that was chicken ! I was tofuuzled!”

by Friendlyboatman April 20, 2018

tofu bag

A derogative term for a vegetarian. Especially for someone who is "overly" vegetarian, like the person who gets mad when other people at the table order meat.

Emily: "You're ordering the steak? Don't you have a conscience?"
George: "God Emily you're such a tofu bag."

by tofubags4lyfe July 26, 2013

Tofu NA

It is an abbreviation of tofu name meaning a boring bland name. It is pronounced Tofu N,A.

I don't want to name our boy Josh because it sounds tofu NA.
Jacob is tofu NA

by Electropupp June 30, 2017

Tofeud

When two vegans have an longstanding argument. Since it can't be a "beef", as one might normally call it, this word represents a portmanteau of "tofu" and "feud", making it acceptable for people who don't eat meat.

"Oh my god, Jenny is such a bitch. If I catch her tweeting about me at the Starbucks again, we're going to have a tofeud."

by DrCatherwood September 21, 2017