sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018

Abstract Toffee

kind of stuff you see in your dreams, according to tom scott

Abstract Toffee
jinkulen manjaro

by keptndislllsuon January 13, 2021

chewing a toffee

To be touching cloth or about to shit one's self.

Can you cover me mate, I'm chewing a toffee.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

toffee

A toffee is a purpose made drink that is half coffee and half tea. It is very big on the continent at the moment and is very refreshing to drink.

"what would you like to drink sir?"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"

by Pablotours September 15, 2009

foppa toffel

Swedish word for being super-whipped or a super-toffel in Swedish

Also a slipper desiged by the famous hockey player Peter foppa Forsberg

I think that Benjy is going to be a foppa toffel.

Björn is a foppa toffel.

Tom isn't a foppa toffel, all he wants to do is skeetskeetskeet.

by Foppatoffel March 1, 2008

Toffeesexual

Where you are in love with Toffee

"Dude, I think I'm Toffeesexual" said Lucid "What are you in love with Toffee?!" Said Lucy "Yeah I identify as Toffeesexual" said Lucid

by Tectinic October 3, 2022

Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin

BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....

by Kinky Mario April 4, 2009