Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.

by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012

SILF

Sister id like to fuck. Your best friends sister that you just wanna fuck like a horny dog until she cant take any more

dude, your sisters such a silf. I rode her all last nite

by silfassfucker January 10, 2009

Phill Swift

An eternal being who created the universe, life and the flex seal family of products.

All hail Phill Swift

by I can’t win Fortnite October 21, 2018

not too swift

a phrase describing a bad, or poor decision.

I sold my house in 1977 for $72,000 and today (2007) it's worth over one million ... not too swift.

by jcbrez October 8, 2007

Taylor Swift'd

When giving sexual pleasure to another person (male or female) and they stop you to tell you that some from a past sexual encounters was better then you at said act and then they let you finish what you were doing to them.

Last night I went down on him and he stopped me and said "I'm gonna let you finish but Kim gave the best head ever"
I never been so taylor swift'd before.

by Jb3oh3 September 16, 2009

sfilf

Sister's Friends I'd Like to Fuck.

-"the sfilf was seventeen...and i was twelve."
-"OAAh..."
-"Yeaaah!"

by The_Baker December 19, 2006

SwIfted

To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift

(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy

(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him

(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show

(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!

by ThatMusicGroup5 April 12, 2015