Swedish Rhapsody

Freaky-ass numbers station recording. It starts out with some beeps then freaky music starts to play then a little girl's voice says numbers in German... over and over and over again.

I couldn't sleep for two nights after listening to that stupid thing!

by Anony Mouse October 29, 2004

swedish mafia

Anyone who drives a Volvo, Usually in Western Australia, and is so proud of their Volvo Ownership that it gets to the point of killing the people who bash their car.

I overtook a Volvo driving down the freeway, then I almost got hit by a Volvo Truck. I swear the Swedish Mafia has put out a hit on me

by MacboyG3 May 5, 2007

Swedish plow

To engage in intercourse where the male stands up straight, while the woman positions herself with her hands on the floor, facing down, and the legs are held by the male at about waist level. Performed while wearing traditional wooden Swedish clogs.

Hey baby, check out my new clogs, wanna try the Swedish plow?

by Justin Richardson March 14, 2008

Swedish Helsinki

A Swedish Helsinki is when you take a Helsinki on the floor neighbouring the toilet.

Ted: "Holy shit, did you take a massive dump on the bathroom floor just now?"
Chris: "Yes, it was to point out the awesomeness that is Swedish Helsinki."

by The Bilge September 28, 2011

swedistan

Used as a broad example of Sweden's issues with POC being ghetto bitches and sudden muslim population increase due to refugees seeking asylum. Sweden is now Swedistan, kebabs took over, there's nothing you can do.

Swedistan is also used in context of the popularized song of Childish Gambino, "This is America" that focuses on gun violence and longstanding racism. It's now "This is Swedistan" - focusing on rockthrowing and kebab.

-Man I'm going to swedistan, can't wait to get some kebab

-Bro just avoid getting rocks thrown at you whilst eatin

by bringyourghettobitches June 7, 2020

swedish subway

when someone sits on another persons lap and they both shit into the toilet

my dad was on the toilet so i was forced to do the Swedish subway with him

by king subway swimmer February 22, 2014

Swedish Alarm Clock

When a girl wakes up her man by sucking his dick.

"How was your birthday?"
"Awesome! Started by waking up to the Swedish Alarm Clock!"

by downtownphxguy May 13, 2015