A really trashy woman (or man, hey gender is a construct; you do you) who behaves in a unusually mean or inappropriate way.
Omg Candace was such a sloppy susan. She punched a manager in the tiddy.
Keep that stank away from my face! Don't be a sloppy susan!
Keep that stank away from my face! Don't be a sloppy susan!
by juicysuze September 26, 2018
Susan will f$ck you up!
Don’t mess playa, there ain’t nothing broken or cutesy about dis woman. Get ready to rumble!
Don’t mess playa, there ain’t nothing broken or cutesy about dis woman. Get ready to rumble!
by AdvocateAmore May 27, 2020
An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.
STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009
by TibLard October 06, 2018
Susan LaBaw works at Riverfront Middle School located in Florence, New Jersey. She’s been working there for over 60 years and has not retired. Many people view her as an idol, or just a teacher. She has won multiple awards such as Best Teacher of the Decade, Oldest Woman in New Jersey, and last but certainly not least, Loudest Talker. Local citizens around Florence have made it clear that the awards were too specific to hand out, but Susan did not hesr over his loud talking.
Jack Manifold: Hey Susan LaBaw! How are you-
Susan LaBaw: WHAT? YOU STILL NEED TO HAND IN YOUR ASSIGNMENT FROM LAST YEAR, JACK MANIFOLD.
Susan LaBaw: WHAT? YOU STILL NEED TO HAND IN YOUR ASSIGNMENT FROM LAST YEAR, JACK MANIFOLD.
by NJ Citizen January 14, 2021
A woman who props up the patriarchy, undermining other women for a pat on the head or some small sliver of the spoils. A woman who puts preservation of white supremacy over respect and equal rights for women.
by frankgil October 06, 2018
A METAL SUSAN IS A CHICK THAT LIKES TO BE FUCKED WHILE SHE LAYS ON A BED COVERED WITH TIN FOIL AND HAS A BATTERY CHARGER HOOKED TO IT
I ALWAYS WEAR RUBBER SHOES WHEN I GIVE A BITCH A METAL SUSAN OR MY COCK WILL BARBEQUE AND THE CRAZY HEFFER WILL TRY TO EAT IT
by shannon motowakan October 10, 2011