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blunt-stumping

searching for the remaining tips or "stumps" of blunts from prior blunts smoked when you're otherwise completely outta weed
I hope I can get some new weed today I've been stuck blunt-stumping all night
by Fundo88 June 21, 2023
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SSS (Stop Simping September)

Do not simp in september, or you lose the challenge.
X:"Dude,is september, you can't simp, or you lose the SSS (Stop Simping September)!"
by erpiccionotto March 22, 2021
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Stumping

The act of saying yes to something, then changing your mind. Usually used for plans or a date.

Also used in the -ed form
Person 1: Omg I can't believe ... asked you out
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.

Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it

Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.
by YabingYang October 22, 2016
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stumping

Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.
His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.

Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
by TheCurmudgeon July 4, 2012
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Simping

To over think or over value a girl by listening to sad music or just thinking bout her.
I was simping over Jessica since I’ve been sliding in her dm’s.
by Thicc Snicker November 20, 2018
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Simpington

a man who's a fool and does to much for women hoping to get laid or gets tricked by women into thinking that if he does what they tell him to do he'll get some even though he won't.
Nathan is such a simpington, I tell him ill send him nudes if he does what I want even though I won't.
by DCN August 21, 2020
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Scumping

Scumping; verb

A term that refers to when you are afraid (scared), and aroused (cumming), which is scumming - but also, simping for the source of your scumming, at the same time, resulting in scumping.
Eugh, what was that noise you made? Derek, did you just scump? Guys, Derek is scumping! Ew!
by kyrthrix December 17, 2020
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