Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

Grasping at Straws

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

by Gramarye June 16, 2008

Strasburg Virginia

Small town in Shenandoah County, Virginia. A rural mountain valley paradise for many people aiming to settle down or escape the hustle and bustle of urban areas. With an average of 150 in each graduating class, everyone knows everyone. The town has holiday celebrations such as Mayfest, Octoberfest, and the Christmas Parade which many towns don't, and that's one thing that makes Strasburg great. It does have its fair share of drugs, sluts, and trashy kids but sorry kids, those are everywhere. Otherwise, from seeing the mayor's smiling face to watching Rec League soccer down at the park, this little town is the friendliest around.

Name a place without a walmart.
Strasburg Virginia!

I feel like going to a parade, but it's may.
Go to Strasburg, Virginia!

I want to know everyone in my school.
Head on down to Strasburg Virginia!

by Strasburgian December 6, 2010

Straussanged

To be fasely accused of rape for political ends.

Accused: I have upset the government & they have paid someone to fasley accuse me of rape!

Attorney: As your attorney I advise you that you have been Straussanged you poor bastard.

by Jnarimbaud June 11, 2011

Stress pooper

someone who poops when stressed for relief and/or enjoyment ;when stressed may compulsively consume laxatives,prune juice and bran

i have all these exams i need to calm down maybe with some fiber and a toliet. What? im a "Stress pooper"

by rollinginthetoliet October 13, 2011

Stressica

A proper noun used to refer to a female who is always stressing her self out, usually over a guy.

"I think Josh is cheating on me. I called him 57 times and he's not answering"

"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"

by ibeknowing July 2, 2014

euro stress

A form of stress experienced in countries adopting euro. Euro stress stems from having to re-adjust to a new currency.

"All this calculating is giving me euro stress!"

Juhan found counting his coins euro stressful.

by hwojciechowski January 5, 2011