Stealthbumming

The act of capturing on camera a person pretending to bum or "shadow bumming" an unaware person.

If you successfully pull off a stealthbum you are awarded one credit.

If the unaware person becomes aware the stealthbum will become null and void and not count in the scoring.

"Duncan take a picture of me while I stealthbum this old lady while she picks up her bags of groceries.."

"Ok Simon, let me get my camera-phone out..."

<Simon stands prone over the old lady adopting the bumming position as the old lady bends over>

Duncan takes the picture:

<click>

Much laughter and hilarity ensues and later they recount stories of the stealthbumming that was achieved that day.

by Palmdogger October 7, 2011

Stealth Dip

Slipping it in while she is still asleep

The girlfriend was out for the count and I was feeling the urge so had a quick stealth dip without disturbing her.

by Antwerp86 February 13, 2019

Stealth cunt

The art of extreme cuntness so refined one does not even realize they have been gutted and left to bleed.

Oh I like her. Dhe is so nice and really cares about me. Bitch you dont even know that stealth cunt just took your dog, your man your last coke, and she is coming to your house tomorrow night for dinner because you invited her.

by Snapperkoc July 18, 2019

Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.

E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.

by HolySip September 29, 2019

stealthaholic

A grown-ass person who hides their drinking habits from their parents.

"When I go to Mom's for the holidays I have to be such a stealthaholic"

by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021

Compton Stealth Shelf

As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.

“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”

by Olichas Mallett July 19, 2019

Shower Seltzer

The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.

Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.

Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.

by Marit50cal July 1, 2020