staticity

the level of static cling

What is with the staticity of my hair today?

by Kay Si February 6, 2008

statie

A cop that is employed by the state; they only patrol the roads, and enforce traffic safety. Some staties are caring and are 'team players'. The other staties just want to act like egotistical pricks instead of acting proffesional, by acting like king shit hollywood cops, unlike real cops who keep the 'real' criminals off the streets.

"Engine 5 off at that MVC, we've got a statie trying to pull an injured woman out of that mini van, get a hold of his supervisor and tell him to get the hell away from the car before someone gets hurt."

by DKbikes November 14, 2007

ex-static

when your ex calls ,and you're not too excited about it, and you have to get off the phone, you run into some ex-static.

yo dawg, shaniqua called the otha day and i told her i couldn't talk cuz i didnt have reception.

aw for real, was you going through a tunnel?

nah dawg, it was some ex-static.

by bobjoneshector October 1, 2008

static HTML bitch

The lowest kind of developer; someone who knows barely enough HTML to create simple tables and forms.

The lowest kind of developer is a web developer, and the lowest kind of web developer is a static HTML bitch.

by Ron January 24, 2003

Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.

All of Static2k

by Tommy October 20, 2003

Static2k

found this on place on google. agree with other replies.

This place is just like a good percentage of the web is...complete trash

Static2k is really great if you like hip hip. dont like hip hop, you should die, eh. yes, eh.

by Cat Man Do, Africa November 24, 2003

static

sometimes used in place of the word status, especially in urban areas where speech may not be as clearly defined when talking

It take alot to get to this static baby! See you at the top!

by don juan II January 30, 2010