It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
by GardenGateKeeper January 06, 2016
Absolute fuckfest jesus christ dont go near this place they got two dps who never communicate, one who knows math and one who is absolutely retarted. The two british people are the worst however, especially Shion (cringe name) who just says things when we should really do Fire IV instead.
Also they have this white mage who is racist but in a cool way
Also they have this white mage who is racist but in a cool way
by rennnie October 28, 2023
When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
a literary or dramatic character who undergoes little or no inner change; a character who does not grow or develop.
Tiny Tim is a static character
by Trullman December 16, 2016
A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009
by Static Clutch May 21, 2023