static party

It's the party where all participants collectively agree to stay home and do nothing

Varun threw the sickest static party yesterday. He was a 120 degrees

by Vroonie April 28, 2023

Static Clutch

A gamer that is cracked as hell.

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.

by Static Clutch May 21, 2023

Static

Being labelled as “static” basically means you’re a worse version than lame.

person 1: bro goku would wash batman in anything, lol. your crazy if you think otherwise?
person 2: bro what are you talking about? Your static dickhead.

by Moss is green February 15, 2024

Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like

!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

Static void order

A hidden order that cuts balls of people who type first in comments.

Static void order here to take your balls.

by CodeE3501 January 7, 2025

Static head

Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.

Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?

by Adrian Boniecki January 23, 2018

static-stochastic

Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.

Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum

by fightfacilities November 5, 2020