squeeze off a round

to defecate; go number two

Hey, I'm going in the growler to squeeze off a round.

by C.C. Black March 25, 2007

squeegee men

a man or woman who, with washcloth and squeegee in hand, cleans windshields of cars stopped in traffic and then somehow expects to get paid by the drivers

"squeegee men are conniving panhandlers who, because you pity them that very instant they finish the job, they take your money".(not to mention washcloth was dirtier than the windshield before they started to clean it and now the drivers side window is all smudge)

by Sam Price November 29, 2007

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order

"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."

by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017

squeeze a lemon

to urinate, or the act of urinating

Be right back, i got to squeeze a lemon...

by spacepanties September 8, 2007

Dog squeeze

The little bit of extremely stinky, liquid shit that exits the anus of an excited small dog when you pick it up.

I picked up Steven and Diana's dachshund for hugs and licks and got dog squeeze on my arm.

by foofyfoo April 6, 2009

squeeler

A woman who makes an especially loud and high pitched noise when she orgasms.

I never expected her to be a squeeler, she just went crazy.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.

I could use a lemon squeezer.

by Party Crashers October 12, 2009