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Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
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The spurtle was thirsty.
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I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
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