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Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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Ear Spanking

An ear spanking is what happens when someone is nagging or talking to much to the other people who are forced to listen.
1. Monica gave her husband a real ear spanking for coming home late last night.
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
by Mihighness September 8, 2005
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Spankin'

adj. used to describe how awesome something is.
dude! your new bike is Spankin'
that skirt is Spankin'
by efg13 October 1, 2012
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skunking

During the sexual act of oral sex one or both participants expell gas ("fart").
Diana was unaware that Shawna was into skunking until the vaporous odor was hinged at her nose.
by run2themax November 25, 2009
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sunkin rowboat

a sexual act when you place a table spoon full of preferably sourcream on the tip of ur intimate partners anus and then preform anal intercourse with your nose
simon burtch became known by first preforming the sunkin rowboat with hidey cloom
by Clearance Drinkwater July 2, 2006
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Spanking

A slap on the bottom with either the hand or a tool such as a belt that is given usually bent over the lap so the bottom is sticking skyward and therefore makes it easier to spank. Spankings are often given on the bare bottom or on panties (or male undies) pulled tight, but this does not mean it cannot be given over pants... It's simply not as effective however. Hits can range from hard to light which are referred to as love taps, and are usually given to girlfriends or wives. Spankings usually last for 40 medium spanks, or 20 hard spanks, plus some leg spanks.

Spankings are given as punishment or for sexual pleasure.
Your getting a spanking!
by HavaGanda November 1, 2015
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Shunking

A sex act of severe perversity and vigor, the process and culmination of which heavily emphasizes repetitive thrusting as well as the occasional light spank.

An extreme and depraved iteration of shunking can be seen in oysterbar.jpg
Please proceed with the shunk, as I've been lacking for a good shunking in some time.
by ttbMachiavelli March 6, 2009
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