the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.
The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.
The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.
by ekks September 24, 2010
Get the brand spanking new mug.When you getting head, and just as you are about to shoot your load, you pull out and shoot down the center of her head, making her look like a skunk.
by STEVE March 25, 2004
Get the SKUNKING mug.1) A girl who is so "built" (Boobs, Hips, Butt) that it makes her (regular size) bikini look small or shrunken.
2) A girl who buys a bikini one size too small.
A girl can technically shrink any type of clothing.
2) A girl who buys a bikini one size too small.
A girl can technically shrink any type of clothing.
(At the beach)
1) Damm, you see that girl shrinkin that bikini??
2) Past tense, Did you see those shrunken bikinis at the pool?
3) Person 1: girl, you Shrinking' that Bikini
Also:
Shrinkin Bikinis
Shrinking Bikinis
Shrunken Bikini
1) Damm, you see that girl shrinkin that bikini??
2) Past tense, Did you see those shrunken bikinis at the pool?
3) Person 1: girl, you Shrinking' that Bikini
Also:
Shrinkin Bikinis
Shrinking Bikinis
Shrunken Bikini
by KeithGB August 13, 2010
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Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
by CR24 September 1, 2009
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by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
Get the spanking the monkey mug.The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.
Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.
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The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012
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