Spocking

Making the spock sign with your fingers and then masturbating a male between your middle and ring finger.

I sat on my husband's lap and started spocking him.

by NeedADickin September 13, 2011

smunching

Wanting to get high; needing marijuana.

I was smunching all last week before the drug test.

by Gelly Lorum November 16, 2006

spitching

Is when people from wherever come and dig through your garbage or trash or go to a dump and pick up used items that are old and beyond repair.

Me and my buddy went spitching for a new washer and dryer.

by Anders1 May 21, 2007

speeching

When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.

"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."

by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

spinaching

Throat - fucking a girl so she sounds like Popeyes laugh "Ug gug gug gug" before promptly cumming in one eye.

Tina came over after school for some spinaching, and now she has a lazy eye.

by awardlow May 31, 2015

spinaching

Throat-fucking a girl so she sounds like Popeyes laugh before promptly cumming in one of her eyes.

Brad: "Dude I was totally spinaching my girl last night"
Kevin: "Sick bro!"
Brad: "She was all like "Ug gug gug gug""

*they proceed to high five*

by jesuspunk May 31, 2015

French Sponging

The act of wiping human residue off public facilities using a french baguette

Stephen entered Snow Hill Toilets armed with a baguette and proceeded to 'french-sponge' the residue from the toilet seat in cubicle 4 - therefore he had done some french sponging

by Mr ON October 3, 2007