Spotify

The one app which I can cry to

Some random mofo: why r u always listening to driver’s license on Spotify

Me: I wonder why

by Theoneloner April 12, 2021

Spotify

Protect

I will spotify the princess no matter what try to defeat me.

by Cookieslice May 10, 2021

spotifywatson/ella

The most amazing person in the world. The person with the best personality. The person that is FUCKING AWESOME

Spotifywatson/Ella is an amazing person.

“How much do you love me?”

“As much as Dea (s.slytherln) loves spotifywatson(Ella)<3”

by s.slytherln May 13, 2021

Spotify

The music streaming software that makes ads about not wanting ads. Also has more ads then YouTube.

Person 1: Oh I love this song, Ill play this instead. *clicks on song*
Spotify: Get Spotify premium so you don't have to listen to ads and get more of the experience. *30 secs pass*
*Another 30 sec add plays*

by Whyyoulookingatmyusername September 6, 2021

spotify stalk

when you listen to whatever other people are listening to or, “ stalking ” their spotify feed.

example - on certain socials it’ll say what someone’s listening to on spotify, so someone who is spotify stalking would be constantly looking at what someone’s listening to.

person one - dude, where did these songs come from?
person two - i just spotify stalked someone and added these songs to a playlist

by em <3 September 11, 2021

Spotify

To give someone an ultimatum that does not turn out the way you thought it would.

His wife better not try to make him choose between her or his mistress because he might just Spotify his wife.

by Buckle My Shoe January 27, 2022

Spotify

Spotify is great app if you want to ruin your hearing with 100% volume and headphones! (It is actually a great app for streaming music, destroy your ears if you want too.)

Girl 1: "Do you listen to Spotify"
Boy 1: "Oh yeah! I destroyed my hearing last night, I was blasting Can You Feel My Heart!"
Girl 2: "Are you okay?"

by alexbitchboy January 30, 2022