when a person walks into a room (male/female) whip out your weiner and ejaculates on said persons facial area! after deed is done you have to throw pop rocks (any flavor will sufice) or other exploding candy onto the persons cum filled face. the pop rocks will then explode violently causing the person to panic and a searing pain to insue.
by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens July 17, 2011
Get the splooge frenzymug. one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.
Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!
by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007
Get the splooge machinemug. by Trent Rockwell March 28, 2009
Get the Splooge Gutmug. by Morning Splooge April 8, 2017
Get the morning sploogemug. The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.
You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING
by YES! October 22, 2004
Get the Drive by Sploogingmug. 1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.
2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.
2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.
tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.
by Nutsakula July 30, 2006
Get the splooge poopermug. Ryan: Dude i brought back a girl last night
George's Dad: seriously?! I hope you brought her to the splooge room
Ryan: The room is completely soiled, way to sticky
George's Dad: seriously?! I hope you brought her to the splooge room
Ryan: The room is completely soiled, way to sticky
by The Rys August 20, 2013
Get the splooge roommug.