Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Sploink

To tug

I sploink that gloop it then a splurg get doinked

by EpicGamingTimeBabe November 21, 2020

splinter

a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.

"oh man, look at that guy's splinter! mwhaha"

by the one who coined the term! thank you! April 13, 2007

Splinters

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.

Damn girl, you got splinters!

by pistolpetee January 7, 2010

Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

by Stein Man May 4, 2008

sploinburger

A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.

"You are such a sploinburger"

by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007

splint

The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large vagina; typically a necessary action while fornicating with a promiscuous woman.

"Man, you're gonna go after Tina? Having sex with her must be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway."

"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."

by James P. Masterson January 6, 2009