1 definition by James P. Masterson
The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large vagina; typically a necessary action while fornicating with a promiscuous woman.
"Man, you're gonna go after Tina? Having sex with her must be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway."
"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."
"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."
by James P. Masterson November 27, 2007