Yoinky sploinky

A male climax reached through a handjob

Ay bro. Did Debra make you yoinky sploinky last night?

by Jake State Farm April 7, 2021

splork

stupid spasticated spoon fork)

OMFG PPLSUQBAWLZ OWN J00 N00B. If you look at him again i will have to rip your face off with my splork.

by sythe February 12, 2005

splork

When you eat to much acid and think a blob is chasing you all the time.

keenan quit being such a splork.

by s4gz June 13, 2003

Splok

The physical impairment in which one is unable to smell, similar to deaf or numb.

After the brain damage Barry was splok

by Bjorn January 27, 2005

Sploinkie

A slur that can be used toward anyone of any race/gender/sexuality/ethnicity.

"God your such a Sploinkie" - John
"What!?!?1" - Jeff
"You should be offended" - John

by Ex-Boyfriend187845 December 5, 2022

splork

Canned cranberry sauce. Splork is an onomatopoeia of the sound this food as it slides out of the can. Proper presentation of this food is to leave it whole, in the shape of the can and lying on its side on the presentation plate. May be garnished with red lettuce.

Damn it Randy! I asked you to plate the splork, but you mashed it up. Now it is just some damn cranberry sauce! Way to ruin Thanksgiving, meathead!

by Hunding July 18, 2011

yoinky sploinky

A meme used to sometimes describe the action of squirting out body fluids. This can also be used as a funny word without much meaning other than being a funny sounding word. This really defines how are humor came from dad jokes to random weird funny words.

"Did you yoinky sploinky today?"
"Your a little yoinky sploinky!"

by Thinn3r March 20, 2021