splooge

semen

oh man, did you see that splooge all over her mouth!!!???

by kaitlin personi June 26, 2008

splooge

Another, rather descriptive word for semen or cum.

Awh man, did you hear about Luke? He was lay there drunk with splooge all over his jeans.

by Talk2Luke January 5, 2008

boxer splooge

when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on

Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??

by Fabio Rossi May 2, 2011

sploignant

Being lit as fuck while still being lame as fuck.

Damn...

Damn, that bitch is so fucking sploignant...

by Coopdaddyslim January 10, 2017

spligy

a mythical beast.
there have been many reported sightings of this apparently female-looking animal. noone has ever brought forth a detailed footage showing intelligence. many skeptics believe that people are just trying to make fun of other myths, such as big foot or crop circles. they believe people dress up as this horrifying creature and run around a town called "winsted" trying to bum money off of the people that live on lakes.

I've seen this mythical creature. have you?

"hey, is that a spligy over there?"

"yea i think it is. lets throw a rock at it"

by u KNOw u LOVE me January 4, 2009

Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!

I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!

by melvinjunko June 29, 2009

splooge rifle

a penis

Shoot your splooge rifle!

by derhegginbarg October 4, 2009