I’ll split her in half

Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.

Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.

by Super Todzilla May 18, 2018

clit splitter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker.

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...

by awesomechick2343 November 8, 2009

to get yo wig split

To cause blood to come from your head whether from a hit or a gunshot wound; To hurt in the head area; to cause pain in the head area

Dang, in the gun war , he really got his wig split.
In the fight, make sure you dont get yo wig split;

by Smart n!&&@ October 25, 2004

slither.io

The most fucking addicting game ever, if you don't play it in school you might be a faggot.

Bill: Wanna play some slither.io?
Roberts: wtf is that?
Bill: kys

by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016

Slither

The act of moving your body upwards during a period of making out in an effort to obtain fellatio (blowjob) from the partner (can also be used for cunnilingus (eating out), but rarely). Such action usually requires a back and forth (left and right) movement to gain the needed height difference and can be enhanced with a hand to head encouragement motion.

"I tried to slither up on Megan last night but got turned down, 5 times."

"Sliver me timbers!" (used to make fun of those who have attempted at slithering and failed)

by zachatk April 15, 2009

lickety-split

adv. Very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.

I got out of that strip club lickety-split when I realized the dancer was actually a man.

by Boris June 9, 2004

splitass

Derogatory term for a female which refers to the location of their vagina.

I can't believe she drove into that parked car...that damn splitass can't do anything right.

by phizman June 10, 2006