splash and dash

This bold move of sophistication occurs when one has become so in tune with their body's bowel movements that they know exactly when a "no-wipe needed" poo has occurred and they get up from pooping without even a "prove-it wipe". Many have wanted to try this power move but have not the stones to dash without a "prove-it wipe". This classy move was originated by Grant Habbershon, a young socialite from Boston who spent 6 months perfecting the move by tweaking his diet and hydration status.

Man, that Terrance used to have such a hard time getting a date but after he perfected the splash and dash he has the confidence of a Bradley Pitt and the women just love him.

by Fupacolypse Now October 1, 2011

splash baby

A child conceived when semen enters the vagina during anal sex

Suzy was a "mistake" because she's a splash baby.

by BMNNHB December 18, 2008

Splashing

When you run up on a yute and splash him with acid

Splashing-throwing acid

by Mandemman July 10, 2019

Splaque Splushe

The act of performing oral sex on an inanimate object.

Oh wow, that lamp is so Splaque Splushe-able.

by Haley Rose March 6, 2008

Side Splash

Close to the bump; the side splash is an affective hand gesture when one party is excited for a decided outcome that he offers the normal fist out to the side to be pounded for recognition.

Though after the two fists connect them abruptly splash with all the fingers wiggling in a 'water' like motion and followed by the noise 'psssccchhhttt'.

It is normally done by tough guys who play casino side bets such as 'Lucky Lucky', 'Pairs Plus' or "Super Sevens" when the bet 'pays off'.
This is mostly done with a nonchalant type expression on both parties face and is one of the most possibly gay things to do when playing any casino game.

Tough Guy 1: "Oh shit, suited 21!"

Tough Guy 2: "Side splash!"

Tough Guy 1+2: "Psssccchhhttt!"

by The Real Johnny Apocalypse August 23, 2009

Biltmore Splash

The act of going to the Biltmore Estate (optional) and giving fellatio to your partner then not swallowing the cum but splashing it into your partners open mouth or face. Usually payback for sexual acts like strawberry shortcake, donkey punch, and angry dragon.

girl: hey, I have a special surprise for you!
boy: really what is it?
girl: the best of the best.
boy: whats that?
girl: A biltmore splash!
boy: that sounds good!
girl: yeahhhhh

by licky licks5411 May 29, 2011

Junior Spesh

1) Junior Spesh is typically a children's meal such as the Happy Meal @ McDonalds.
However it is heavily used when referring to the lunch time special/children's special meals at Chicken shops.

One pound and fifty pence (£1.50) is a reasonable rate... but remember, mayonaise maybe twenty pence more.

2) Junior Spesh is also used when referring to an attractive younger girl, that you really shouldn't be looking at. Essentially Junior Spesh is another form of word for Jail Bait.

This is fast becoming the preferred use of the word as Junior Spesh's in the sense of food are becoming more expensive these days.

1) "Blud manz getting a Junior Spesh from Sam's ya kno, 2 fillet burgers and 2 fries for £2"

2) "YO MY-SIZE!!!, E-YO MY-SIZE!!!, I don't think that Junior Spesh was on it still"

"Check out that gurl... she is over chung!!!" pointing at a female...
friend replies... "Naw blud, that's Junior Spesh"

by ldndon March 23, 2008