splat tat

the tattoo on the small of a woman's back. this refers to a target area for a man to ejactulate upon.

lisa just got a tribal splat tat.

by aries February 27, 2005

Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

Back splat

Poo that's been left on the back of the toilet after a dump. The shit stains left after a messy poo in the loo.

"I left a particularly messy back splat in the upstairs loo for the misses to clean."

"Who couldn't be bothered to clean the toilet after using it and left that nasty back splat?"

by lespoos June 29, 2010

O'Donnell Splat

A masturbatory excretion directed onto any paraphernalia supporting the Tea Party or Delaware's Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell.

At an anti-masturbation rally, "all of these Tea Party pickets are missing something, like a splash of white. I'm gonna give them the O'Donnell Splat."

by politicalcenter September 23, 2010

Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.

Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.

by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006

Splatooning

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

by Tsuchi July 11, 2015

Splatoon 3

A pretty awesome game made by Nintendo, but sadly 60% of the players are gay furries for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Bro look at this kid over here playing Splatoon 3”

“Stfu“

by usmellsobad December 7, 2022