splashing

a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.

Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss
Curran: ok
(few minutes later)
Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny.
Curran: nothing

Rudy: whatever(chugs glass)
Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink

by John Ritz May 13, 2005

spluffin

spluffin is a word i made up, used as an insult to replace mild mockeries of intelect. ie daft, stupid, idiot. but mostly used in a friendly way, not really for causing offence, just calling someone a name for the fun of it. like dipstick and numpty

james, jamie you are a spluffin.
jamie, sod off you numpty

by polly May 4, 2004

Golden Splashing

When an indivdual urinates into a cup (plastic or otherwise) and another person immerses their penis into said cup and comes into contact with the urine.

"Terry just can't stop golden splashing his mum."

by Sam, Liam and Liz for putting it up October 9, 2005

Sibling Spliffing

To have a spliff with one of more of your siblings

Having a spliff with your sister "Sibling Spliffing"

by Dylan Rabbit January 21, 2010

Spiffing

Old english word, used by Upper Classes (Private school types, Rugby Players, heirs etc.) to describe something or someone who absolutely brilliant cannot be exceeded.

"Hugos a jolly good shot!"
"Yes! That old chap is spiffing with a shotgun"

by Flossyyyy August 30, 2015

Spiffing

(Spiffing) so fucking good its untrue u thick fuckers

reel big fish are spiffing

by Lozsmith January 19, 2004

Beer Staffing

Using cans, you drink a beer and once it's finished you add a fresh brew on top of the empty can and just keep going till you have the biggest "staff" in town. "Team help" can be called to help duck-tape your fresh brews onto your old ones. Once your a champion you will have to move to the picnic tables to drink out of your staff, once you've reached this level your a staff champ.

Ex: Oliver and Scott always have the biggest staffs around during beer staffing, Beck just can't compete.

" team help "

*beer staff hiking is the best activity.
* Watch-out for punishing farts in the morning.

by BIGDADDY88888 October 22, 2009