To pull a Shire

A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.

1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly

1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."

2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"

3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."

4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."

5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."

by Flute 6 September 2, 2009

slired

Sleepy and Tired

I've been up since 5 and now I'm slired

by OG77 November 16, 2010

Pick up the Spare

When you ejaculate into someone's mouth and hit the uvula

Wes' uvula is so huge, when I shoot my load down his throat, I always pick up the spare.

by Bri-and... April 8, 2016

spare a square

to give toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you.

"hey man, could you spare a square? I ran out over here."

by Dirk Gently March 8, 2006

Shirelle

Shirelle is an amazing friend to be around. She loves to have a party but is very clingy to her friends. She is loved by everyone and always is up for a laugh. Her smile is contagious and Shirelle enjoys helping out others. She is very pretty and doesn’t need to wear any makeup for her to look gorgeous.

Oh my gosh that must be a Shirelle! Look at how gorgeous she looks!

by Smartgal January 15, 2019

Shire

Collective gathering of nerds from UC Irvine's first-year Middle Earth dormitory. They are the "special honor kids."

Did you see those kids from The Shire walking past us Dennis? You could spot the nerdiness from like ten miles away.

by Leo Kang May 31, 2003

shireen

adj. brilliantly funny

"That joke wasn't just funny. It was shireen!"

by Maverick Regret January 5, 2008