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Upside-Down Spiderman Tango

When you're with a girl and you put her in a paracord spiderweb on the ceiling and Bang her from below while wearing a Spiderman costume
"Man, I did the Upside-Down Spiderman tango last night. That shit was tricky but god damn if I didn't put my web all up in her"
by Gilderoth, Wizard of the West September 8, 2014
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Spiderman

The act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.
Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.
by VK August 19, 2004
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angry spiderman

it is the same as the spiderman but insted of throwing your cum you slap her across the face with your cum filled hand.
mary jane told spiderman she didnt give head so he pulled out and gave her an angry spiderman... now she knows better
by the scorpion August 19, 2008
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Spiderman

An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman below. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism).
OH OH YEAH! AHHHHH....... THWIPP!!!! ....Cripes!
by Matt J. June 21, 2005
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spiderman that whore

when having sex with your whore you ejaculate into your hand and then throw the sperm at your whore as spiderman would throw his spiderweb.
soulja boy: spiderman that whore, now YOUUU
by 1234jdyva April 16, 2009
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spiderman vs superman

when a female runs around the room with a bed sheet attached to her back, due to the epoxy of cum, all while a male is wackin it into his hand to throw it at the crazy bitch flying around in teh room
i waz feelin it last night, so me and mah mom did sum spiderman vs superman
by Sam Jones teh mayor January 17, 2008
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The Spiderman

The Spiderman is a relatively unknown sexual move. A guy will ejaculate into his hand, then sling his semen at a target with his pinkie and pointer finger extended, a la' Spiderman's signature hand motion. If one happens to "sling his web" at a person, it is entirely appropriate to scream "YOU KILLED MY UNCLE, BITCH!"
Jarred walked in on me masturbating last week, so I chased him down and did the Spiderman right on his back.
by Lars Bierfeisse April 19, 2008
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