sperplunking

Main Entry: sperplunking
Pronunciation: / ˈspərpləŋkiŋ /
Function: adverb
Etymology: Latin spaplunkis, from Greek
Date: 2007

1: to ejaculate until dropping abruptly A: plonking
2: to lose consciousness due to excessive masturbation

Spencer solved his chronic cases of insomnia and blue-balls with sperplunking.

by shieh August 7, 2008

Spew some chunks

A colloquial term for projectile vomiting, most usually after ingesting large quantities of alcohol and a substantial meal.

The less the meal was chewed, the larger the chunks.
If chunks were spewed a significant amount of time after a meal was consumed, then it would be more accurate to describe consequential upthrowing as 'Spewing chunklets'.

Brian and Adrian drank so much they both spewed some chunks.

Whoa! Look at Geoff - he's about to spew some chunks!

Sharon didn't eat a meatball sub before going out, so she only spewed chunklets.

by iastyo March 21, 2010

Spew Brew

Alcohal that taste like ass crack and makes you spew.

I was drinking Natiie light the other day and it was the king of the spew brews.

by Kitt Kat crew March 30, 2010

spewnion

When to or more drinkers are bonded by the holy act of simultainious puking. A union of spew.

Mike: Woah, great timing! We just had a total spewnion!

Joe: Yea, you got some on my shoe...

Mike: Bonded for life bro!

by OG Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

spewed upon

to become the canvass to female ejaculate; cum on. coll: "whitewashed"

As Harry is a skilled pussy-licker, his lips are often spewed upon by the subject of his sucking.

by fraülein k May 9, 2012

spewmaster

example usage : "so sayeth the spewmaster"
when you express your written or verbal thoughts, and it becomes rather long winded, some folks that may not like it , get bored or are unable to comprehend it, sometimes may refer to what you are trying to articulate as "spewing". (which in itself is a very catchy word and has a nice ring to it, and would also make a very good name for a punk rock band ..such as " toxic tony an the spewmasters" ) apprentice spewmasters tend to be at the bottom of the social scale, but once you become very experience at the art of spewing, you will be elevated to the rank of "spewmaster" and will be a superstar in most social circles. the origin of the word is not known , but we do know, the usage of the word "spewmaster" is commonly used and has been popularized by a social and jovial beer drinking middle aged woman with rather nice legs and ass , and can frequently be spotted in or near the martin county florida area . people that use the word spewmaster also have a tendencie say other things such as: "wtf is wrong with you" or "delete me from your contact list" or "don't contact me again I am done with your crap".

hey buttercup, you look really hot in your new red undies! ..... so sayeth the spewmaster!

by beerandguitars January 26, 2014

spew poo

It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.

Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015