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speedophile

Anyone who, without proof, automaticaly thinks they are better than anyone else, and can ignore speed limits, as they dont apply to them.....
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Jim is a speedophile.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.
by Bwian Silver Dragon January 5, 2009
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Spero

1. A particular Greek who enjoys Nirvana, tennis, souvlaki and fetta cheese.
2. A word, or name, that is very enjoyable to say.
1. Stop being such a Spero and take that damn souvlaki outta your mouth!
2. Daniel: So, what do you think of modern society?
Paul: Mmmmmm...spero.
by Signor Spero August 31, 2007
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Superdome

To urinate or defecate in the corner of an overcrowded public restroom because the line is too long and you can't hold it anymore.
"I had to pull a Superdome at the game last night"
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Spermos

For example when you put hot sauce in a dorritos bag then shake it up, you do it instead with ur sperm if your a male and voila.... SPERMOS
by Thesperm master August 16, 2009
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spedonking

Like a donkey, the woman gets down on the floor - hands and knees - the man then places his ballsack on her back and slowly rubs them on her bare skin until he orgasms.
Mark: What's for dinner later?
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.
by Quacky Quetzel March 27, 2010
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Spendorphins

The flow of energy that starts in your body and mind when you go into a store that has things you want to buy.
I went to Barneys and got a rush of Spendorphins as soon as I walked in the door!
by MrsL May 5, 2010
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speedo

Slang for any jock, especially on the swim team, for various reasons.
"Let's piss off the speedos and put jello in the pool."
by Maddawg February 19, 2005
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