splunk nut

a severe spelunker who likes to go very deep into caves.

The man looks like a splunk nut.
that cracker sure is a splunk nut.

by D's August 21, 2005

splunk

fornication in the location of nature
usually involves tree branches and rocks

i totally splunked a mountian man last week

by shlbz June 7, 2007

urban spelunking

exploring sewer and drain systems in the city

"let me borrow your flashlight, man, we're going urban spelunking"

by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003

spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)

I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!

by alternabear June 8, 2015

Spelunker

A super long turd that disappears into the unknown abyss of the toilet drain while the other end is still at the surface. otherwise known as anaconda.

I ate so much last night I laid a spelunker this morning.

by turdferguson, jr. March 11, 2016

rectum spelunker

One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. Machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution.

I'd spelunk that rectum in a New York minute.-Colin N. Gibson SS#:537340557
He's a rectum spelunker alright.

by dan and matt February 15, 2006

Splunk

The epitome of an incredible and immensely overpowered act.

Dang! No wonder she failed her test, she really needs to splunk more!

by DannyDevitostanpage May 2, 2023