Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.

Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."

by GewahltEin July 11, 2014

speedy knuckle

A fast knuckle. A knuckle that goes exceptionally fast.

My speedy knuckle goes faster than the rest of my knuckles

by Speedy Knuckler August 29, 2017

Speedy creeker

An old person that walks suprisingly fast for their age.

“Grandma is turning 85 this year but she moved like shes 20 what a speedy creeker”

by TheBigOneInyourMom July 20, 2018

Speedy Readie

Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants

Im one Speedy Readie

by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018

Speedy B

When she gives you a blowjob but you dont have much time so you have to make it quick

Her Dad was going to be home soon so she gave me a speedy B.

by DollaBill138 July 4, 2019

Speedy McReedy

Speedy McReedy is the formal term used when a person or animal reaches a speed which most find unattainable (Usually around 100 MPH).

“Yo, my guy just hit that Speedy McReedy”

by RestMcArms July 8, 2019

speedy boi

A real or fictional person who is capable of moving or performing an act at an above average speed, and uses that skill for the purpose of humor.

"Wow, how did he catch us all so easily." "I know right, and he had a smirk the whole time, what a speedy boi."

by TabsTheGreat November 7, 2019