Spellong

a penis that is longer than average

You have a nice spellong.

by AnonymousXD34005645 January 4, 2014

swallow bitch

Drink up; Don't choke, swallow

Shithead #1: My nigguh, I'm choking!
Shithead #2: Swallow bitch!!!

by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave May 26, 2014

Spalon

Salon and Spa in one word.

Hey, let's go to Jack's Spalon!

by SkitMaster December 28, 2014

Spellony

From the word spell and the middle English word felony which at the time was any crime punishable by death or forfeiture of land and goods. When someone butchers the spelling of a word so badly it should require imprisonment.

Dude, James just posted that he wants to eat some raw man noodles. That’s a first degree spellony!

by SL-Stuart Little June 11, 2015

spaldonian

A spaldonian is someone that knows everything about spalding, they eat, drink and breath spalding. They know where everyone and everything is.

James is a spaldonian

by Spaldonian 123 February 6, 2019

salloum

he is the sexiest human alive. he gets all the girls and is so hot, he is so cool and kind everyone wants to be like him. he has the biggest dick you’ll ever see, and knows how to use it well

damn did you see that sexy guy walk past us?

ya he’s probably a salloum

by omg look at her pee September 14, 2020

Shallow chesting

When someone’s penis is so far down another throat, it reaches the chest.

“Dude I was getting a BJ from this chick, and my dick went so far down we were shallow chesting”

“Who the fuck are you?”

by Naltica December 16, 2020