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by nyxnstrixz August 8, 2022
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“Spag”, SpAg, or “spaggot” is a technical term referring to a Special Agent of the FBI, especially those who qualified for their position through Special Education or participation in the Special Olympics. Multiple agents are knows as spags and their activities as spaggotry. The adjective “spaggy” describes anything stereotypical of a spaggot.
I used to think Jon was cool until he got that spaggy haircut.

Susan has always been a Catholic but now she’s harassing Muslims and engaging in other forms of spaggotry.
by Big Poppa Never Softenin August 21, 2022
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someone who is spineless, cowardly, and weak willed. one that has no personal drive due to being a pussy. similar to a wet, flaccid noodle (eg. cooked spaghetti)
Brad: “ yo ryan, you see terry pussy out of that bar fight?”
Ryan: “ yeah dude what fucking spag”
by skayte6769 April 27, 2022
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The name of the famous squishyspag
Spag shut up you're British
by Baden1212 December 31, 2021
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A person who is pushes their spiritual BS on people, and I don’t mean the good stuff. I mean the “I did acid once and now my third eye is open and I’m smarter than you”. Someone who can’t spell. Someone who cheats on their boyfriend a million times and still acts entitled. A liar. Someone who is only nice to people so they’ll look good to someone they’re trying to fuck. Someone who uses men for sex and money until they finds someone slightly richer. Someone who gets mad at their ex for dating someone new.

Spag = “spiritual” and “f@g” put together.
Did you hear what she said to me?”

“Yeah, dude, she’s such a spag.”
by spagotry December 21, 2020
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look at that fuckin spag walking in front of us
by mopheadnemo September 9, 2021
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Someone who makes irrational decisions and poor life choices; whether it be over indulgement of drugs and alcohol or headless decisions. The phrase “spag” is essentially an abbreviation for spaghetti brain , commonly spoken in New Zealand’s regions of Hawke’s Bay and Wellington.
“Did you see that guy at the party last night? He seemed like such a spag”
by MrVOID July 19, 2021
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