Too soon

A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve Bartman interference of the foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.

Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
The Cubs have as much chance of winning a World Series as Steve Bartman does of interferring with another foul ball at Wrigley Field. Too soon?
by T_rump_supporter August 25, 2016
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Too Soon!

To joke about a deceased person within the time to be determined by the audience of the joke to be too soon after his or her expiration.
Joe: Look at that guy! He is shorter than (deceased person) was.

(Audience of Joke): Too Soon!
by Derwin Spickler February 09, 2010
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soon shit

When shit gets to real with black church folks.
Pastor things about to get soon shit Tyrone just threw a watermelon at keneshia.
by Anigganamedbuttercup December 03, 2017
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Too soon

Too soon is used for Jokes or just in a common sentence Too soon for doing homework is commonly used or too soon for a child is kind of common in a married relationship too soon in memes are like “HAH TO SOON I ALREADY FUCKED YA MUM
Daddy daddy I want a! POPSICLE

Sorry son too soon
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soon-ish

up to exactly three years from the end of the previously defined time period, 'soon'.
person a: i'll see you when i get back from america
person b: when is that?
person a: soon-ish.
by hugles August 04, 2010
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SOON™

The release date of Installation 01.
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Soon-ish

adverb: Used to make someone believe you'll accomplish a task, however you have no real intention of EVER doing anything about it.
"OMG - my entire life is falling apart I need your help with ....."
"Okay - I can solve your woes .. soon-ish!"
by Deadweight November 11, 2014
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