Sombitch

The comma of Redneck English in America.

Replace (,) with the word Sombitch
Dale:"Hey you(,)go get me a beer."
Rusty:"Hey screw you (,) go get your own beer.

by Andrew Dundas November 14, 2005

somebody told me

The first hit single by the band 'The Killers', off of their album 'Hot Fuss'. Said album was released in 2004.

Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, that I had in Feburary of last year.

by Jess February 19, 2005

And sometimes y

Absolute bullshit.

'Y' is not a vowel.

Kindergarten teacher: What are the vowels:
Brainwashed students: A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes y!
Me: B.S.

by Sharpie Rainbow January 9, 2009

we should do something sometime

something you say when you are stunned with the sight of a previous acquaintance and are too stoned to thing of something better to say.

"oh, dude, hey what's up. what have you been doing.....well call me and we'll definitely have to do something sometime."

by shern July 27, 2004

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

Sometimes it's Tuesday

an expression used to indicate settling for an outcome (or person) less desirable than one would normally achieve. In a bar setting, this phenomenon typically involves significant concessions in the area of beauty, personality, fashion, and the use of footwear and/or personal grooming devices. It is therefore easy and recommended to justify one's action with this phrase.

"Sure, she was wearing her grandmother's elastic-banded safari shorts to the bar, but hey bro, Sometimes it's Tuesday."

by Sometimesitstuesday November 24, 2009

Showing Somebody Retarded

the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded

Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded



How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know

by Rossdoni February 6, 2009