schnaff

1. An extremely lame, annoying and generally arse munching individual.
2. Someone who displays the attributes of a mildly retarded monkey trainer.

That arse muncher who just wrote me a parking ticket is such a schnaff!
You should have seen the schnaff who just tripped in the gutter while scretching his balls and smacked his head on a pole outside my work!

by Alex Brennan December 11, 2008

schna

not mucus related. in the onion/garlic family.

schna is in aisle 3 next to canned nostrils

by #27907 December 12, 2007

schnafte

a german word for cool or awesome

"Schnafte!" - "Awesome!!"

by coldwarkid February 16, 2009

schnabl

a small, fat chode

Ew, I heard he has a schnabl.

He sent pictures of his schnabl and she threw up in disgust.

by lizzie blackenshnakers December 5, 2010

schnarf

It's white and before you, soon it will line your nasal cavity, schnarfed it shall be.

I just schnarfed that shit...

by Sjiraff May 29, 2019

Schnabel

Wearing pajamas during the day in public or when you go out at night.

I’m going full Schnabel tonight and hitting the club in my new PJs.

by stokemoocher March 8, 2020

Schnaedler

A stout and menacing , but friendly working dog.

That Czech Working Line GSD is a serious schnaedler!

by Pipercub April 3, 2020