snookered

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

by pendy4432 July 30, 2008

Snowner

The boner a weatherman gets when breaking news hits of a snowstorm. Usually seen in states that don't get more than an inch or two of snow.

Weatherman Bill is sportin a serious snowner talking about the 8 inches we are getting tonight.

by thruths70 February 7, 2010

snooker loopy

The act of sexual intimacy where the women tends to grab the mans ball sack and hits it with a poker type item (hitting the pink).

This continues until the man is fully aroused she then sticks the poker type item up his arse-hole (potting the brown).
The man usually acts to the intense pain by (althougth sexually aroused) entering the womens clunge (balls deep).
The act ends when the man ejaculates and makes a foul shot (potting the white stuff in the middle pocket)

Lucy began a game of snooker with Dick. Dick then took control of the game and snookered Lucy big time.
Snooker loopy nuts are free!!!

by Love god March 22, 2012

snookered

That moment when you find it difficult to function after taking 1 too many pellets!

Oh man they pellets are brilliant, I'm pure snookered.

by Peas and Gravy August 23, 2009

snooker player

a man who plays snooker proffesionally, snooker players usually have small willy's

hey he is a snooker player, he must have a tiny cock

by hornt656 May 13, 2005

snookerpuff

another word for someone really close to you. a loved one

katterine was jakes snookerpuff

by jakeals August 1, 2010

snoiker

A person who lamely attempts to travel from Mexico to America while holding mass amounts of drugs, while her siblings read japanese manga books.

Snoiker: Some Mexicans read manga while siblings read manga/ watch anime while moving in a drug infested car.

by Kurou Takahashi September 9, 2010