Sloppytao

Often time referred to a person who smells and usually contains lots of dandruff in hair. At time they might eat boogers

Mark was being a sloppytao, no one wanted to be near him. He emitted an unknown aura of terror.

by Milli Taz October 18, 2023

mary sloppins

when you have a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down, and the combination of the two ends up giving you mad diarrhea

guy 1: hey man, heard you haven't been too well lately.
guy 2: yeah dude, got a serious case of the mary sloppins

by shaneskillz1 December 31, 2010

Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.

Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.

by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

Sloppy

Giving head

Hey man she owes you a sloppy

by Awesome shark July 7, 2020

sloppy dumptruck

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in the females face, immediately followed by a facial golden shower.

She said she can't be caught with a trace of DNA after I blew in her face. So I pulled up with a sloppy dumptruck!

by JDJVes June 7, 2017

Sloppsy

When a girl your partying with is tipsy, but acting like a sloppy drunk.

"Dude i went to a party last night and Jamie was so sloppsy she had like only 3 beers but was having anal sex and shitting everywhere"
"Dude WTF how sloppsy was she?"
"Enough to shit everywhere"

by Ricky Utopia April 8, 2008