Snooper-looper

You snoop too much and your dick gets chopped off.

Mom: jimmy are you excited for Christmas?
Jim: Yes mom, soooo excited!
Christmas morning
Mom: surprise you got a ps4!!!
Jim: thx.
Mom: r u not excited?
Jim: well ya but I snooped.
Mom: well than you little shit

Jim: mom what are you doing with the machete. Plz no snooper-looper

by Yo-yo u a man January 19, 2021

Hotdog Snooter

When someone does a line of coke off some dudes dick.

Mason got on his knees and gave Cash a hotdog snooter

by Awesome H Dog December 11, 2007

Boggle Snoozer

Saying goodbye to the people around you in an informal way. (Bye bye, losers!)

"Hey, you boggle snoozer!"

by AshtonTheSeagull November 2, 2022

Columbian Snooter

A sexual act that involves a woman plugging one nostril and using the other nostril to snort a man’s most intimate juices directly from his penis when he achieves climax. It is most often preceded by oral stimulation but can be preceded by anal (Scented Columbian Snooter) or vaginal (Fishy Colombian Snooter) intercourse.

That girl is such a dirty whore I heard she gave Mike and his roommate Columbian Snooters.

Frank was complaining about his allergies so I told him to quit giving all his fraternity brothers Colombian Snooters.

by Dirty Bulldog July 20, 2008

Houker Stooker

Houker Stooker is another word for the penis. Also known as a wanger, a pecker, a stiffie, a cock, a dick, a Johnson, one-eyed jack, a trouser snake, a weiner, a dong, a sausage, a ding-a-ling, a goober, a winkie, a pee-pee, or a dip stick.

An example of a sentence using Houker Stooker is:
Rosemary loves to touch Steve's Houker Stooker.

Or another example:
Flat Stanley doesn't look so flat anymore with his new Hooker Stouker.

by Rose Mary Hooker Stooker May 8, 2009

snocker

(v): to get extremely drunk; to be tipsy or woozy after the effects of alcohol. (past tense = snockered)

hey i went to a party last night. I got so snockered up, it was not even funny.

by NBC April 9, 2003

slooker

a very dirty, slutty hooker

i want my flippin money back you dirty slooker

by paco martinez May 13, 2005