slow as snail snot

To be so painfully slow that it is slower than a snail and about the same speed as a snail's snot.

Damn, I really wish this old lady would get out of the way, she's driving as slow as snail snot

I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.

by Reaper1242 August 31, 2010

A Salty Snail

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.

Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

Snail porn

Accual printed pornographic magazines.

"Damn! My internet is down. I'm going to have to get some snail porn!"

by Nottius Maximus December 17, 2008

Snailman

Snailman is an urban legend from the Chicago land area. He is short ,well dressed sophisticated humanoid man with a snails shell on his back. He enters peoples dreams through a giant dreamcatcher that is a portal to the dream world and attempts to steal your deepest secrets and desires.

The snailman entered my mind in a dream , using illusions to deceive me.

by Big Pappi September 9, 2020

snail track

Smearing vagina juice on the face of someone. The female version of tea bag, except more wet and insulting.

Jenna just snail tracked Jim in the face while he was sleeping. She also had a yeast infection! Damn, Jim just got owned.

by Ragnarokx October 27, 2008

snail trail

seminal fluid or vaginal fluid left on undergarments, clothing or surfaces resulting in the appearance of secretions left by snails during locomotion.

Julie was so aroused last night that she left a snail trail on the bed sheets.

by hal February 5, 2004

Sinaloa Cartel

The Sinaloa Cartel, often described as the largest and most powerful drug trafficking organization in the Western Hemisphere, is an alliance of some of Mexico’s top drug traffickers. The coalition operates in concert to protect themselves and more loosely to keep their businesses going smoothly. It relies on connections at the highest levels, corrupting portions of the federal police and military to maintain an upper hand on its rivals.

The cartel’s tentacles stretch from New York City to Buenos Aires and most every major city in between. It has successfully penetrated government and security forces wherever it operates. It prefers the bribe to the bullet and the alliance to the fighting, but it is not above organizing its forces to overrun areas that it wants to control by force. Its central bond is blood: many of its members are related or have become related by marriage. However, the cartel also often acts more like a federation than a tightly knit organization. The core of the group, the Beltrán Leyva Organization, split from the cartel in 2008. The Sinaloa Cartel has since created new alliances with former enemies in the Gulf Cartel and the Familia Michoacana. More morphing is to be expected as these alliances, even those formed by blood, are tenuous.

by Dancing with Fire June 30, 2011