velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

by Fortuna November 19, 2015

Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.

Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!

by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020

Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019

bathtub smoothie

A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.

A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds

That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.

I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.

by RamahTrip November 11, 2013

Smoothie Poo

1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!

-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.

by J-ZUS October 17, 2010

cum smoothie

A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.

Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.

by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008

fish smoothie

A womens vaginal secretion from sexual stimulation. Often combined with sweat and lack of hygiene for that fishy taste.

I went down on her but and all I could taste was fish smoothie. Shes gotta learn how to wipe.

by Slowsis April 19, 2007