Shellfish

An ugly hoe that steals boyfriends, thinks shes the shit, thinks the world revolves around her.

1.Guy: Eww look shellfish is coming
Other Guy: Eh that nappy ass hoe run away... YAHHH BITCH YAHHH

2. Shelby Roberts

by itzabreezy February 13, 2008

selfish brown

A person who is constantly talking about something in their possession by using a particular word.

"That chompski is mine bro"

"Give me ten you selfish brown"

by Hutchsizzle March 16, 2010

Selfish

Someone who receives oral and rarely returns the favor.

My girlfriend is pretty cool but she's a selfish lover.

by Nasty Nybes December 13, 2019

smellfie

To take a selfie while shitting on a toilet. Usually used to show off how nice of a place you frequent to empty your bowels.

Guy1: Dude, I heard your favorite restaurant is closing down.
Guy2: Yeah, but it's ok. I got to take one last smellfie in their amazing bathroom.

by ZorionDragon November 3, 2014

selfishness

a man's seman, which contains all the elements of the man that produces the seman, liquid self.

my selfishness got all in that chicks hair

by cancerhand March 31, 2011

selfish

See america. When giving to the Tsunami appeal ,they gave the least in proportion to wealth. As America is the richest ( and most selfish) country in the world this seems unfair. Only after complaints from the rest of the appaled world did 'Dubya' decide to give the rest of his spare change and be the leader of the aid giving. Giving aid just to make yourself look good is low. For the record, the British public gave far more to the appeal than The US government.

Amercians are some fat-ass selfish gimps.

by anti-yankee January 27, 2005

smEllison

Lesbian, Feminist, Nigger-Loving, Hermafridite.

You are such an smellison

by Bill Miller January 15, 2004