smartassism

the ism of being a smart ass

my smartassism is very likeable!

by AdvaComp June 23, 2010

Act Smart

An obnoxious little kid that thinks he is smart but actually gets all his knowledge from wikipedia.

Shut up act smart!

by DennethPenneth November 1, 2018

You must be smarter than the grass you walk on.

Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.

"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."

by Set 9 Weightlifting February 6, 2008

smartass

A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.

You are in a chat:
CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.

by SiLeNtAdDiCt February 29, 2004

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

law school smart

A term used to describe a student in law school who is both mentally and socially inept in the practical world, but still makes decent grades in law school.

Susie goes to law school. Susie doesn't know how to drive, she's afraid of anyone not white, and she's so fucking gullible I got her to blow me once by promising her my crim law outline. Yeah, Susie is really law school smart.

by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010

Big Smart

A term used when someone says or does something very stupid and idiotic. Normally someone very chaotic.

person 1: How do you spell Massachusetts? M-a-s-s-a-c-u-s-i-t-s?

Person 2: DUDE YOU'RE BIG SMART! Its m-a-s-s-a-c-h-u-s-e-t-t-s

by I.am.big.smart November 23, 2018