Fat Scarf

the roll under your chin that is to big to be a double chin

Dude my fat scarf kept me warm all winter long

by Anarchychick October 24, 2010

Dirty Scarface

When two gay guys jizz on each others penis; one after the other, then snort it like Scarface, one after the other.

The gay boy nutted on the others penis like mustard on a hotdog, the snorted it off the other boys penis like cocaine, it gave him a dirty scarface .

by Dr. Winans January 18, 2017

Granny Scarf

During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.

Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018

Ben Scarff

The fattest neek in the entire multiverse, this man is the definition of a fat gamer who wanks off his best friend.

The boy entered the room, Ben Scarff looked upon the boy whilst fucking his friend in the mouth.

by GroupOfGrapes October 6, 2020

smaff

Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.

I can't believe you still live with your mom. You're such a smaff.

by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009

SMAF

Shaking My Angry Fist

Why is my eye twitching??!!? SMAF!

by Rabble Rubble Rabble April 26, 2013

Mink Scarf

When a woman (sporting a full bush) puts her crotch right in his face, and then wraps her legs around his neck

When a woman (sporting a full bush) wraps her legs around his neck... simulating the finest Mink Scarf ...

by Mink Scarf April 13, 2011