Smart Casual

A nonsensical dress code that people slap onto events, parties, and workplaces.

Completely down to interpretation; this always causes confusion and often spectacular results.

A mixture between smart and casual - should not be taken literally.

Andy- "What's the dress code tonight?"
Bob- "Smart Casual"
Andy- "Well what the hell does that mean?!"

Jim- "Hey, is Andy wearing jogging bottoms with that blazer?!"
Bob- "Yeah it's Smart Casual"

by confusedncold March 29, 2013

smartassery

The activity of behaving like a smartass.

Please cease and desist from all your smartassery.

by Dtcamero May 16, 2005

smarthole

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.

Chris is such a smarthole!

by crogue October 14, 2011

Smart kid

That one kid that when the teacher says “groups” it’s (most times) the first kid that you look at and some other people too. And you probably don't know his name.

Teacher: Okay class now this project we are gonna do it in groups.
Jake: I wanna be with the smart kid!
Bob: No, I am going to go with him!
Smart kid: alright imma head out

by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019

smartschool

A shitty ass website that is used to connect between home and school.

The annoying maths exercises are on smartschool

by supraboy October 1, 2020

Smartolol

A mix of a language and another language (Indonesian and english to be exact). So its like "Smart" and "Tolol" put together. Smart is well you know. And Tolol means like "Dumb"

Kau ini smartolol sampai kau baru sadar kau ini goblok

by haji tayo January 9, 2021

Smart man's liquid nitrogen

Smart man's liquid nitrogen is dry ice mixed with 1,1-Difluoroethane. The boiling point of 1,1-difluoroethane is -11.29°F (-24.05°C) while it's melting point is -178.6°F (-117°C). The sublimation point (the point at which a substance sublimes, or goes from a solid directly to a gas) of dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) is -109.2°F (-78.46°C). Smart man's liquid nitrogen stays at around -78°C as long as you keep supplying more dry ice. Then the dry ice runs out and it heats up until it reaches -25°C where it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen. Then the 1,1-Difluroethane (can be found in computer duster) slowly boils away until it becomes gaseous 1,1-Difluoroethane. You can keep chemical reactions cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen and once it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen, you can use a funnel and a plastic soda bottle to store the liquid difluoroethane under pressure and label it and put it in the lab freezer.

I kept my chemical reaction extra cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023