shlumped

when you’re high and are just chillin and looking shlumped as fuck, or when you’re high is wearing off but you’re still high as fuck.

“Damn bruh you look shlumped lmao”
“i just shmoked like an hour ago💀”
“shiiiii lmaooo”

by Goats_r_gr8 May 7, 2018

slumper

a really really really ugly girl that causes ur dick to slump

this is the uglyest slumper i every fucked

by ben dover October 3, 2004

Stumped

Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping

"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"

My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.

by braeden has awesome pants September 8, 2019

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

Stumped

Being dismembered of every limb

The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith July 24, 2008

slumper

A generally fat, nasty, and unattractive woman seen through beer googles and acted upon sexually in order to break one's slump.

Nate Sylvester broke his slump at the summo wrestling party, where he had his way with a bumper crop of slumpers.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

stumped

a cross between "stoked" and "pumped."

Frank: Are you ready for this game?
Leon: Hell yeah! I'm so fucking STUMPED, man!

by Keelie. July 4, 2008