Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.

Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"

by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010

Slouch-pack

When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).

Slouch-pack, more like! When do you do anything physical?!

by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011

Stouchebag

a stupid douchebag.

That Idiot stick just blamed me because he tripped! what a Stouchebag!

by Jesster1975 August 29, 2011

sloncher

A person who never gets to the point. Who just drags it on and on and interrupts them selves constantly.

God he's such a sloncher just get to the point already

by Livilala March 15, 2015

Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.

Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.

by YoungDrippy January 28, 2017

slouch tits

Slouch tits are when a young girl with a huge rack has bad posture and hunches over so far her nipples are right above her belly button.

Whoa Walt, did you see the slouch tits on that little wench that skulked by? She was so bent over her nips were right abover her belt!

by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017

slouch

To cease activeness; To make sleep

Wow Braden, you really made that zombie slouch with your nepow glungus.

by PostMalone'sBeard June 27, 2017