Slurpee Slinger

A middle Eastern 7-Eleven employee

"I had to go back and address the Slurpee Slinger because he gave me Trojan Magnums instead of the regular size"

by Todd A. March 12, 2008

SpongeBob

SpongeBob is the best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

pop-culture sponge

A person who soaks-up popular culture like a sponge.

Absorbing trends and styles wherever you are then rinsing them out to keep only the things you really like.

Aesthetically aware and sensitive.

A cool-hunter is actually another name for a professional pop-culture sponge.

A pop-culture sponge, soaks up the styles and trends wherever he/she go.

When you pay attention to and absorb your surroundings from a cultural point of view you are literally a pop-culture sponge...just make sure you digest and wring out the things you dont need and dont want to keep.

by Giada D. June 28, 2009

spongebob eyelashes

when girls put on mascara that causes their eyelashes to clump together and essentially create three giant eyelashes which is quite reminiscent of spongebob squarepants' eyelashes.

the one with the giant spongebob eyelashes!

by holymoleydood November 25, 2010

sponge job

The act of getting head from an old seedy woman with no teeth, who has bags of skin hanging of her face and other parts

"Rob was so desperate he went to his Grandma and got him self a sponge job, dirty fucker"

by Master Apps December 4, 2004

Spongebob Squarepants

An idiotic, yet entertaining show on Nick.

Spongebob Squarepants is nothing without Patrick Starr!

by Leah Gibson March 25, 2003

Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

by Theinsultist May 16, 2014