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wizzards sleeve 

the look of a "well used" "hanging" "loose" vagina
"i tell u when she bent over her bever hung like a wizzards sleeve"
wizzards sleeve by daniel kemp December 7, 2006

Wearing your dick on your sleeve 

The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.

This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.

Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.

poop sleeve 

The sleeve you pull up when your wiping your ass so you don't get any poop on it.
Dude, did you just take a shit?
Why do you ask?
Because your poop sleeve is still up!
poop sleeve by MayBBayB February 15, 2010

Fuck Sleeve 

You'd better go hose my goo out of your fuck sleeve before one of'em takes.

green long sleeve shirt test

A test of objective internet authenticity where the person being sequestered is asked to take a photo of him or herself wearing a green shirt with/in front of/near the object in question.

Originated from the Mugen parts topic of the worlds largest Honda enthusiast forum, this was first used to prove the authenticity of a Honda del Sol Mugen front bumper cover.
Memphis: Hey I own a jet ski!
Vega: Prove it!
Memphis: How?
Vega: By taking the green long sleeve shirt test!
Memphis: What's that?
Vega: Take a picture of yourself while you are eating a jelly dough-nut next to your jet ski pointing at it while you hold a calendar with my birth-date circled, and you must be wearing a green long sleeve shirt...

The Short Sleeve Hustle 

Someone who runs from indoor location to indoor location due to the fact they're wearing a t-shirt in sub-zero weather.

This is a Canadian phenomenon that tends to occur in spring and fall. Due to uncertainty of the weather and the fact most Canadians like to act immune to cold, The Short Sleeve Hustle is often witnessed.
"Tom is such a dumbass. He didn't even bring a coat."

"Yeah, looks like he'll be doing the short sleeve hustle."