Shattenburg

The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.

1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"

by Chercules June 3, 2014

shatter day

Where you an your friends get together an pull out all the fine rigs an torches, an enjoy a nice 710/0IL sesh while bumpin some chill music.

Yo, you goin to Dylan's on Shatter Day? Its gonna be lit!

by That1dude614 September 4, 2017

Frankie Slater

The act of sex, vaginal, oral or anal with your ex boyfriend (so, Your man) in his new 'girlfriend's' home, car, or place of employment.

I'm gettin my Frankie Slater on tho!

by Rick shaw December 22, 2014

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan

what the fuck

"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

by me obviously February 14, 2012

slate layers nail bag

A very saggy pair of woman's breasts.

Mate, she had tits like a slate layers nail bag.

by lennylightweight April 20, 2006

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

Slatered

An electrical device that has been in some way or another fiddled with by Richard Slater

My PC won't work I think it's been Slatered

by Wh1stl3r May 19, 2010