Skeeter 

Short of mosquito, typically used by Southerners

"Ma, there's a skeeter on your back!"

Skeeter by NinjaDefused May 25, 2015

Skeet-cat

A skeet-cat is someone, typically a male, whom lowers his self dignity to the absolute possible minimum, and takes part in placing his head between a females ass cheeks and proceeds to lick her ass hole, it is a commodity to eat shit during the act of one skeet-cating. One whom associates with the act of skeet-cating is commonly ridiculed by friends, family and another human being which has any form of self respect.

'Oh that's Marcus, rumor has it he skeet-catted his girl last night'

Skeet-cat by SkeetKing99 January 13, 2018

bloody sheets 

When a couple consumates their marriage in some cultures, they display the "bloody sheets" to prove the girl's virginity prior to the marriage. Often girl's bring pig blood to the honeymoon bed if she's not a virgin or is afraid she won't bleed because she has torn her hymen through other means.

Sometimes used to indicate a girl was a virgin before having sex.

She proudly hung the bloody sheets outside the hotel window for her family and friends to see after she made love to her new husband for the first time.

Yeah, we finally hooked up last night and wound up with bloody sheets.

bloody sheets by BRD October 24, 2004

muddy sheets 

The muddy sheets is an exotic and erotic sexual maneuver, involving a man, woman, and the man's best friend. You begin by fucking your lady friend in the ass via doggy style while under the sheets of your best friend's bed. She begins to get tired out when you donkey punch her hopefully initiating the washing machine. IF the first punch does not grant the desired effect, punch repeatedly. Mid seizure she will begin shitting all over the covers, in which case you GET OUT OF THERE. Make sure to yell as loudly as possible when running away, kind of like a dying goat. This will create the muddy sheets effect for your best friend when he comes home and finds a passed out chick in a shit covered bed. Bon apetite!

Ethan was shocked and appauled to find Kasi, his ex-lover, in some muddy sheets, right after Kevin ran out of his room yelling "BAAAAGHGGHHHHHHAHAWH"

muddy sheets by Senoir Mud May 15, 2008

spin the sheets 

To go to sleep.

"I guess I'm about ready to close my eyes and spin the sheets"

spin the sheets by vuck January 31, 2010

get skeeted on

to have someone ejaculate or "skeet" on you

even a nigga with 24s can get skeeted on

get skeeted on by burgerkingfolife May 12, 2006

skeet skeet

the white stuff that comes out when you bust a fat ol' nutterooni.

AAH SKEET SKEET GOTDAM

skeet skeet by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016